Liberals Like Me Love America. We Just

Yeah, We Shot Ourselves In The Foot Right Out Of The Gate. The Guy Who Ran It At First Misled Pretty Much Everybody About How Much Capital We Had. He Said We Had Enough To Go Three Years Without Making Money, And We Had Enough To Go Three Weeks.

I'm A Bit Of A Shill For The Clinton Administration, Which Has Its Perks. I'm Invited To All The Inaugural Balls.

Humor And Seriousness Are Not In Opposition To Each Other.

When People Talked About Protecting Their Privacy When I Was Growing Up, They Were Talking About Protecting It From The Government. They Talked About Unreasonable Searches And Seizures, About Keeping The Government Out Of Their Bedrooms.

Bill Clinton Is The Greatest President Of The 20th Century Because I Played Touch Football With Him.