Let's Hook Up And Just Bring Fiery

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

It's Not About The Big Deal You Struck That Day, It's Not About The New Car, It's Not About The Obvious Stuff. It's About That Little Introspective Moment You Had In The Middle Of All That. Those Are Moments Between The Moments, And That's Where Life Is.

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.

Shut Your Evil Mucus-hole You Truth Terrorist. You Lose Every Time A Mirror Implodes From Your Barbed And Gristle Image.

I Was Born Dead. Yeah, The Umbilical Cord Was Like, Floppy Baby, The Whole Thing. Yeah, It Was Bad.