Let The Punishment Fit The Crime.

When Wellington Thrashed Bonaparte, As Every Child Can Tell, The House Of Peers, Throughout The War, Did Nothing In Particular, And Did It Very Well

The Idiot Who Praises, With Enthusiastic Tone, All Centuries But This, And Every Country But His Own.

I Love My Fellow Creatures - I Do All The Good I Can - Yet Everybody Says I'm Such A Disagreeable Man!

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.

So I Fell In Love With A Rich Attorney's Elderly Ugly Daughter.