Let The Dean And Canons Lay Their

People Who Love Only Once In Their Lives Are Shallow People. What They Call Their Loyalty, And Their Fidelity, I Call Either The Lethargy Of Custom, Or Their Lack Of Imagination

Marriage Resembles A Pair Of Shears, So Joined That They Cannot Be Separated; Often Moving In Opposite Directions, Yet Always Punishing Anyone Who Comes Between Them.

In Composing, As A General Rule, Run Your Pen Through Every Other Word You Have Written; You Have No Idea What Vigor It Will Give Your Style.

His Enemies Might Have Said Before That He Talked Rather Too Much; But Now He Has Occasional Flashes Of Silence, That Make His Conversation Perfectly Delightful.

Madam, I Have Been Looking For A Person Who Disliked Gravy All My Life; Let Us Swear Eternal Friendship.