Left Wing, Right Wing, I Am Wingless

For 15 Years Of My Life I Smoked, I Drank, I Used To Do Drugs... But During That Time, I Never Once Thought I Was Going To Die. But The Second I Set Foot On A Stairmaster -the Second- I Am Sure My Heart Is Gonna Explode And Blood Is Gonna Spray Out Of My Nose.

Most Of My Comedy Writing Happens Through Improvisation On Stage; Doing It In The Moment.

I Was Married Once Before, And I Stopped.

As I Became Very Conscious And More Aware Of Things I Got Very Into The Beatniks And That Kind Of Stuff. They Were Very Important To Me For A Few Years.

What Comics Sacrifice And What Lives They Live - I Know That Most Of Their Lives, Their Adult Lives, They're Sitting Around Or Walking Around With Notebooks, Writing Things Down. Usually They're Fairly Sensitive. Usually They're Very Bright. And That Makes Them Poets.