Leave The Gun. Take The Cannoli.

Falling In Love Is Great But Being In Love Is A Disaster

When I Was Young, Some Women Told Me They Loved Me For My Long Eyelashes. I Accepted. Later It Was For My Wit. Then For My Power And Money. Then For My Talent. Then For My Mind-deep. Ok, I Can Handle All Of It. The Only Woman Who Scares Me Is The One Who Loves Me For Myself Alone. I Have Plans For Her. I Have Poisons And Daggers And Dark Graves In Caves To Hide Her Head. She Can't Be Allowed To Live. Especially If She's Sexually Faithful And Never Lies And Always Puts Me Ahead Of Everything And Everyone.

It Was From This Experience Came His Oft-repeated Belief That Every Man Has But One Destiny.

In Sicily, Women Are More Dangerous Than Shotguns.

Accidents Don't Happen To People Who Take Accidents As A Personal Insult.