Learning, N. The Kind Of Ignorance Distinguishing

New York Is Too Strenuous For Me; It Gets On My Nerves.

A Malefactor Who Atones For Making Your Writing Nonsense By Permitting The Compositor To Make It Unintelligible.

Reporter, N. A Writer Who Guesses His Way To The Truth And Dispels It With A Tempest Of Words.

Oyster, N. A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails! The Shells Are Sometimes Given To The Poor.

Take Not God's Name In Vain; Select A Time When It Will Have Effect.