Learn Taciturnity And Let That Be Your

Ah, Gentle Dames! It Gars Me Greet To Think How Monie Counsels Sweet, How Monie Lengthened Sage Advices, The Husband Frae The Wife Despises.

To Make Three Guineas Do The Work Of Five.

She Is A Winsome Wee Thing, She Is A Handsome Wee Thing, She Is A Bonny Wee Thing, This Sweet Wee Wife O' Mine.

O Life! Thou Art A Galling Load, Along A Rough, A Weary Road, To Wretches Such As I!

O, My Luve Is Like A Red, Red Rose.