Lawyers Are The Jackals Of Commerce.

If There Is Any Better Way To Teach Virtue Than By Practicing It, I Do Not Know It.

Prosperity: That Condition Which Attracts The Lively Interest Of Lawyers, And Warrants Your Being Sued For Damages, Or Indicted, Or Both.

Truth, In Its Struggles For Recognition, Passes Through Four Distinct Stages. First, We Say It Is Damnable, Dangerous, Disorderly, And Will Surely Disrupt Society. Second, We Declare It Is Heretical, Infidelic And Contrary To The Bible. Third, We Say It Is Really A Matter Of No Importance Either One Way Or The Other. Fourth, We Aver That We Have Always Upheld It And Believed It.

Enthusiasm Is Like Having Two Right Hands.

Progress Needs The Brakeman, But The Brakeman Should Not Spend All His Time Putting On The Brakes.