Lawyers Are Men Whom We Hire To

Truth, In Its Struggles For Recognition, Passes Through Four Distinct Stages. First, We Say It Is Damnable, Dangerous, Disorderly, And Will Surely Disrupt Society. Second, We Declare It Is Heretical, Infidelic And Contrary To The Bible. Third, We Say It Is Really A Matter Of No Importance Either One Way Or The Other. Fourth, We Aver That We Have Always Upheld It And Believed It.

A College Degree Does Not Lessen The Length Of Your Ears; It Only Conceals It.

God Is Good, There Is No Devil But Fear.

Most People Like Hard Work, Particularly When They're Paying For It.

Prison Is A Socialist Paradise Where Equality Prevails, Everything Is Supplied, And Competition Is Eliminated.