Laws Are Like Sausages, It Is Better

We Germans Fear God, But Nothing Else In The World; And It Is The Fear Of God, Which Lets Us Love And Foster Peace.

Anyone Who Has Ever Looked Into The Glazed Eyes Of A Soldier Dying On The Battlefield Will Think Hard Before Starting A War.

The Americans Are A Very Lucky People. They're Bordered To The North And South By Weak Neighbors, And To The East And West By Fish.

There Are Two Things You Don't Want To See Being Made - Sausage And Legislation.

They Treat Me Like A Fox, A Cunning Fellow (schlaukopf) Of The First Rank. But The Truth Is That With A Gentleman I Am Always A Gentleman And A Half, And When I Have To Do With A Pirate, I Try To Be A Pirate And A Half.