Law Number Xxxix: Never Promise To Complete

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.

Decreased Business Base Increases Overhead. So Does Increased Business Base.

If Today Were Half As Good As Tomorrow Is Supposed To Be, It Would Probably Be Twice As Good As Yesterday Was.

Software Is Like Entropy. It Is Difficult To Grasp, Weighs Nothing, And Obeys The Second Law Of Thermodynamics; I.e. It Always Increases.