Laughter Is The Music Of Life.

The Natural Man Has Only Two Primal Passions, To Get And Beget.

Perhaps No Sin So Easily Besets Us As A Sense Of Self-satisfied Superiority To Others.

A Physician Who Treats Himself Has A Fool For A Patient.

There Is No More Difficult Art To Acquire Than The Art Of Observation, And For Some Men It Is Quite As Difficult To Record An Observation In Brief And Plain Language.

Things Cannot Always Go Your Way. Learn To Accept In Silence The Minor Aggravations, Cultivate The Gift Of Taciturnity And Consume Your Own Smoke With An Extra Draught Of Hard Work, So That Those About You May Not Be Annoyed With The Dust And Soot Of Your Complaints.