Laughter Is A Bubbly, Effervescent Form Of

You Can Safely Assume That You've Created God In Your Own Image When It Turns Out That God Hates All The Same People You Do.

To Love Yourself As You Are Is A Miracle, And To Seek Yourself Is To Have Found Yourself For Now. And Now Is All We Have, And Love Is Who We Are.

If Your Wife Locks You Out Of The House, You Don't Have A Problem With Your Door.

Dogs Are The Closest We Come To Knowing The Divine Love Of God On This Side Of Eternity.

We Must Not Inflict Life On Children Who Will Be Resented; We Must Not Inflict Unwanted Children On Society.