Ladies And Gentlemen, King Of The Stupid

This Is Everything To Me. If I Don't Have This, I Don't Know What Else I'll Be Doing. I Personally Have Found Where I Belong. You Can Cut Back To Photos Of Me Holding, Uh, Paper Championships. That Was Truly My Dream. This Is What I Was Born To Do. As Far As Walking Away From All This To Do Something Else, I Don't..i Just Don't...i Don't See The Rationality.

I Think That Any Sort Of Hindsight, Especially In This Wrestling Industry, Is A Waste Of Time, And Time Is Extremely Valuable. I Don't Control That. People Ask Me To Do Something, And It Is Our Job, As Entertainers, To Do The Best That We Can To Accomplish That Goal. What I Get Upset About In This Business Is That So Many People Talk About The "what If," Instead Of The "what Is." The "what Is" Is More Important. If Someone Were To Go Back 15 Years And Say, "you Should Have Done This," It's Too Late. I Was Told To Do "x," And I Was Trying To Do "x" The Best Way That I Could.

Yes I Have A Belt. I Wear Big Pants Because My Ass Is Huge. So I Can't Go To A Store By Off The Rack A Size That Is Appropriate For My Waist Because They Don't Fit My Ass!

Fashion Advice From The Tooth Fairy, That's Great.

Ric Flair Is One Of The Most Entertaining Guys To Sit Down With And By Entertaining I Don't Mean He Has Catchy Phrases, But That He's Been Through So Much And His Experiences Are So Genuine I Could Listen To Him Talk All Day.