Ladies And Gentlemen, King Of The Stupid

For The Past 9 Years, The Wwe Has Been My Home!

You're Gonna Get Helped, If You're Lacking It, In Any Way, Because Everybody's Objective Is To Make A Good Picture.

What, Sheamus? Oh No, I Can See Him...he's Pretty Pale......what? Oh No, He's Even Whiter Than That. He's Like A Jar Of Mayonaisse With Eyeballs And A Ketchup Haircut.

For Me, I Don't Go In The Backdoor. That's The One Thing I Don't Do.

I Don't Doll Myself Up For Tv Because I Want People To Accept Me For Who I Am.