Lack Of Reciprocity Ruins Friendships, But Makes

Well-behaved: He Always Speaks As If His Mother Might Be Listening.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

Rhyme And Meter Force Gaps In Meaning So The Muse Can Enter.

Romance Is Tempestuous. Love Is Calm.

You Know You're In Love When You Stop Comparing.