Knowledge Fills A Large Brain; It Merely

Somebody Who Never Got Over The Embarrassing Fact That He Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

Ignorance Per Se Is Not Nearly As Dangerous As Ignorance Of Ignorance.

We Can Often Endure An Extra Pound Of Pain Far More Easily Than We Can Suffer The Withdrawal Of An Ounce Of Accustomed Pleasure.

It's Odd, And A Little Unsettling, To Reflect Upon The Fact That English Is The Only Major Language In Which "i" Is Capitalized; In Many Other Languages "you" Is Capitalized And The "i" Is Lower Case." --

When I Hear Somebody Sigh, 'life Is Hard,' I Am Always Tempted To Ask, 'compared To What?'