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Back In Khufu's Day I Knew A Magician Who Parted The Nile Just So He Could Climb To The Bottom And Retrieve A Girl's Necklace. Then There Was That Israelite Fellow, Mickey." "moses?" "yeah, Him.

The Baboon Is Driving,” I Noted. “should I Be Worried?

Her Freckles Were Orange, As If Somebody Had Spray-painted Her Face With Liquid Cheetos.

The Best People Have The Rottenest Luck

The Answer To Every Problem Involved Penguins