By Turns The Nine Delight To Sing

And Bear Unmov'd The Wrongs Of Base Mankind, The Last, And Hardest, Conquest Of The Mind.

Nothing Feebler Does Earth Nurture Than Man, Of All Things Breathing And Moving.

For Fate Has Wove The Thread Of Life With Pain, And Twins Ev'n From The Birth Are Misery And Man!

Without Tv, It's Hard To Know When One Day Ends And Another Begins.

Ah, Beer, My One Weakness. My Achille's Heel, If You Will.