Killing A Pig For A Good Old

I Love My Wife. We've Had A Few Slings And Arrows Across The Room, But I'm Not Prepared To Give In, You Know? People Say She Saved My Life, But At The Same Time, I Saved Her Life, As Well, I Think. She's A Great Mother, She's A Great Wife, She's A Great Worker, She's A Great Manager. She's Just Great.

I've Had So Much Good Luck Happen To Me That I Can't Handle Bad Luck.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.

There Are No Unachievable Goals.

I Used To Get Upset By People Not Understanding Me, But I’ve Made A Career Out Of It Now.