Keep Up Appearances Whatever You Do.

... When The Locked Door Opens, And There Comes In A Young Woman, Deadly Pale, And With Long Fair Hair, Who Glides To The Fire, And Sits Down In The Chair We Have Left There, Wringing Her Hands.

There Is No Such Passion In Human Nature, As The Passion For Gravy Among Commercial Gentlemen.

"i Go So Far As To Say, Miss, Morehover," Proceeded Mr. Cruncher, With A Most Alarming Tendency To Hold Forth As From A Pulpit-"and Let My Words Be Took Down And Took To Mrs. Cruncher Through Yourself-that Wot My Opinions Respectin' Flopping Has Undergone A Change, And That Wot I Only Hope With All My Heart As Mrs. Cruncher May Be A Flopping At The Present Time."

I Have Been Bent And Broken, But - I Hope - Into A Better Shape.

Christmas Is A Poor Excuse Every 25th Of December To Pick A Man's Pockets.