Keep It Simple. You Don't Want To

I'm Not Someone Who Plays Hard To Get. This Whole Thing About "oh, Let's Exchange Numbers" And Then People Wait Four Or Five Days Before They Call You? I Don't See The Point. If You Feel Something, Why Would You Let That Pass? You Only Live Once.

All German Women Are Beautiful.

I Need My Products To Work And Be Fast! I Don't Love Having 50 Different Things In My Bathroom, Like A Different Cream For Every Inch Of My Face. That's So Not Me.

I'm Not White-picket-fence Perfect.

We Have A Saying In Germany. It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost Than To Engage In A Land War With Russia In The Winter.