Justice Is What You Get When You

I Never Agree With Communists Or Any Other Kind Of Kept Men.

The Notion That A Radical Is One Who Hates His Country Is Naïve And Usually Idiotic. He Is, More Likely, One Who Likes His Country More Than The Rest Of Us, And Is Thus More Disturbed Than The Rest Of Us When He Sees It Debauched. He Is Not A Bad Citizen Turning To Crime; He Is A Good Citizen Driven To Despair.

[referring To Fdr] If He Became Convinced Tomorrow That Coming Out For Cannibalism Would Get Him The Votes He Needs So Sorely, He Would Begin Fattening A Missionary In The White House Yard Come Wednesday.

Immorality: The Morality Of Those Who Are Having A Better Time.

Suicide Is A Belated Acquiescence In The Opinion Of One's Wife's Relatives.