Just Watching My Cats Can Make Me

I Want To Sit With My Legs Wide Open And Laugh So Loud That The Whole Damn Restaurant Turns And Looks At Me.

Being A Writer Is A Very Private, Internal Process. Ultimately I Am More The Writer, Being An Introvert.

You Make Me Feel Like A Candy Apple, Red And Horny.

I Like Women Who Can Throw A Ball And Laugh Loud And Have Some Spine, And I Like Men Who Don't Mind Cooking Dinner.

Welcome To The Church Of Me.