Just Let It Happen And, I Promise

I Remember Opening Up My First Vinyl And Seeing The Incredible Artwork It Had. There's Nothing Like It. You Also Get That True Gritty Sound On Vinyl That Really Makes A Rock Record Sound Great, Which Cds Can Never Achieve.

There Is Something About Spending Christmas Alone, Naked, Sitting By The Christmas Tree Gripping A Shotgun, That Lets You Know Your Life Is Spinning Dangerously Outta Control.

I Think Anything Thats Creative Really Takes My Mind Off Whatever It Is That Im Going Through In My Life. If Youre Going Through Heartbreak, And You Can Write A Song, Its A Wonderful Win-win, Because It Takes Your Mind Off The Heartbreak, And You Get To Vent.

President George Washington Used To Wear A Wig And Make-up. I Mean, C'mon, If He Could Do It, I Can Do It.

What's The Best Angle To Cut Someone's Throat? Well, Usually From Behind. That's Usually How It Works.