Just Because You're Sober, Don't Think You're

Every American Should Be Forced To Live Outside The United States For A Year Or Two. Americans Should Be Forced To See How Ridiculous They Appear To The Rest Of The World! They Should Listen To Someone Else's Version Of Themselves--to Anyone Else's Version! Every Country Knows More About America Than Americans Know About Themselves! And Americans Know Absolutely Nothing About Any Other Country!

Half My Life Is An Act Of Revision; More Than Half The Act Is Performed With Small Changes.

Good Habits Are Worth Being Fanatical About.

Gender Mattered A Whole Lot Less To Shakespeare Than It Seems To Matter To Us.

Kids Are Beautiful, Man. And They Know Much More Than Grownups Think They Know. Kids Are Just Perfect People Until Grownups Get Their Hands On Them.