Just Because Something Is Fun Doesn't Mean

With Great Effort Comes Great Gratification.

Everybody Tells Me That They Would Love To Knit, But They Don't Have Time. I Look At People's Lives And I Can See Opportunity And Time For Knitting All Over The Place. The Time Spent Riding The Bus Each Day? That's A Pair Of Socks Over A Month. Waiting In Line? Mittens. Watching Tv? Buckets Of Wasted Time That Could Be An Exquisite Lace Shawl.

The Twitch Above My Right Eye Will Disappear With Knitting Practice.

A Half Finished Shawl Left On The Coffee Table Isn't A Mess; It's An Object Of Art.

Sable- A Common Knitting Acronym That Stands For Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy.