Just Because I'm Showing Somebody Being Disemboweled

A Zombie Film Is Not Fun Without A Bunch Of Stupid People Running Around And Observing How They Fail To Handle The Situation.

Anybody Who Tunes Into Rush Limabaugh Already Knows What He's Going To Say And Is Already Inclined To Agree. So It Winds Up Creating Tribes.

I Can't Really Make Fun Of Zombies. They're Not Liars. They're Not Cheats.

Everybody Knows The Rules, Even Though Some Break Those Rules.

The Most Realistic Blood I've Seen Is When Marlon Brando Gets Beat Up In On The Waterfront.