Just Because A Jackass Brays Does Not

"great Guys" Can Make Great Husbands.

The Harder You Try To Control Your Girlfriend The Further You'll Drive Her Away, So Stop Acting Like A Dumbbell.

Sometimes Funerals And Weddings Bring Out The Worst Rather Than The Best In People.

[to A Teenage Girl] Resolve To Be Economically Independent Before You Marry Anyone.

Because There Can Be Consequences For Saying The First Thing That Pops Into Our Heads, It Is Prudent To Exercise Tact.