Journalism Kills You, But It Keeps You

The Best Use Of A Journal Is To Print The Largest Practical Amount Of Important Truth: Truth Which Tends To Make Mankind Wiser, And Thus Happier.

The Best Style Of Writing, As Well As The Most Forcible, Is The Plainest.

Printer's Ink Is The Great Apostle Of Progress, Whose Pulpit Is The Press.

The Word "rest" Is Not In My Vocabulary.

A Cigar Has "...a Fire At One End And A Fool At The Other."