John Mcenroe Has Hair Like Badly Turned

John Mcenroe Looks As If He Is Serving Round The Edge Of An Imaginary Building.

Bjorn Borg Looks Like A Hunchbacked, Jut-bottomed Version Of Lizabeth Scott, Impersonating A Bearded Apache Princess.

I Taught Myself Russian, Which Was Very, Very Useful, Especially For Poetry And In Fact If You Can't Read Pushkin In Russian, You're Really Missing Something.

It's My Mission To Tell The Australians From Abroad In My Work That Australia Is A Wonderful Place.

It Is Almost Better To Be An Impulse Shirt-buyer Than An Impulse Shoe-buyer. I Have Worn Shirts That Made People Think I Was A Retired Mafia Hit-man Or A Yugoslavian Sports Convener From Split, But I Have Worn Shoes That Made People Think I Was Insane.