Jiu-jitsu Has Been One Of The Most

Comedy Is Really Not Like Any Other Art Form In That It's Very Specialized And Varied In It's Content, But Generic In It's Title.

My Company Is Called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's Because That's What I Think All People Are: Talking Monkeys.

By Putting Yourself In That Intense Form Of Stress, It Makes Regular Life More Peaceful.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

Excellence In Anything Increases Your Potential In Everything.