Jimi Was A Good Guy 'til He

I Can Play Every Instrument There Is, Every Horn, I've Played All The Saxes And Trumpets And Everything And Keyboards.

I Don't Claim To Be A Musician, I Didn't Go To Julliard.

I Always Wanted A Guitar. I Always Wanted To Be A Cowboy Singer Because I Also Listened To Hank Williams, And He Would Always Sing These Neat Romantic Songs.

My Philosophy Is The Thicker The Wood The Thicker The Sound, The Bigger The String The Bigger The Sound. My Smallest String Is A 14 Gauge.

I'll Never Die. I'll Just Explode, Right There Before Your Eyes, Onstage.