Jesus Was Too Smart To Ever Run

The More That All Of The External Things Began To Materialize, The Less The Internal Things Began To Crystallize.

A Republican In My State Of Arkansas Feels About As Out Of Place As Michael Vick At The West Minister Dog Show.

I Believe Most Americans Want Their Next President To Remind Them Of The Guy They Work With, Not The Guy Who Laid Them Off.

Marriage As An Institution Is Not So Much Threatened By Same-sex Couples As It Is By Heterosexuals' Increasing Indifference To It.

He Spent More Time On The Road To Damascus Than A Syrian Camel Driver. And We Thought Nobody Could Fill John Kerry's Flip-flops! ... [romney's Record Was] Anything But Conservative Until He Changed All The Light Bulbs In His Chandelier In Time To Run For President.