Jesus Was The First American.

Grown Men Should Not Be Having Sex With Prostitutes Unless They Are Married To Them.

Civil Rights For All Americans, Black, White, Red, Yellow, The Rich, Poor, Young, Old, Gay, Straight, Et Cetera, Is Not A Liberal Or A Conservative Value. It's An American Value That I Would Think That We Pretty Much All Agree On.

I Feel Most Ministers Who Claim They've Heard God's Voice Are Eating Too Much Pizza Before They Go To Bed At Night, And It's Really An Intestinal Disorder, Not A Revelation.

I Am Such A Strong Admirer And Supporter Of George W. Bush That If He Suggested Eliminating The Income Tax Or Doubling It, I Would Vote Yes On First Blush.

I Am Saying Pornography Hurts Anyone Who Reads It -- Garbage In, Garbage Out.