Jealousy Is All The Fun You Think

Motherhood Cannot Finally Be Delegated. Breast-feeding May Succumb To The Bottle; Cuddling, Fondling, And Paediatric Visits May Also Be Done By Fathers...but When A Child Needs A Mother To Talk To, Nobody Else But A Mother Will Do.

Once I Worshipped Keats For Dying Young. Now I Think It's Braver To Die Old.

Everyone's A Little Crazy When You Get Inside Their Head... It's Only A Matter Of Degree.

In A Bad Marriage, Friends Are The Invisible Glue. If We Have Enough Friends, We May Go On For Years, Intending To Leave, Talking About Leaving -instead Of Actually Getting Up And Leaving.

I Want You. I Want You. I Want You. Anything To Avoid Saying: I Love You.