Jay Z Got Cano A Big Raise,

When You Play This Game Twenty Years, Go To Bat Ten-thousand Times, And Get Three-thousand Hits, Do You Know What That Means? You've Gone Zero For Seven-thousand.

I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday Like I'm Looking Forward To My New Daughter's Birthday, Because Two Days After That Is When I Can Apply For Reinstatement.

If You're Not Active - And I'm Not Active - And You Don't Watch What You Eat, You Can Get Big As A Horse.

You'd Be Surprised How Many Shortcomings Can Be Overcome By Hustle.

When I Get The Record, All It Will Make Me Is The Player With The Most Hits. I'm Also The Player With The Most At Bats And The Most Outs. I Never Said I Was A Greater Player Than (ty) Cobb.