James Brown's Live At The Apollo Is

I Have Busted More Hippies' Noses Than All The Narcs In The Free World.

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.

Well, On That Day I Ceased Cleansing My Body. No More Brushing My Teeth, No More Washing My Hair, No Baths, No Soap, No Water. Thirty Days Of Debris Build. I Stopped Shavin’ And I Was 18, Had A Little Scraggly Beard, Really Looked Like A Hippie…then Two Weeks Before, I Stopped Eating Any Food With Nutritional Value…then A Week Before, I Stopped Going To The Bathroom. I Did It In My Pants. Poop, Piss The Whole Shot. My Pants Got Crusted Up.

My Haters Are Laughable Punks, My Supporters The Greatest People That Ever Lived.

I Don't Care If It's Bruno Mars Or Aerosmith Or Zz Top... It's About Songs. 'paperback Writer,' 'satisfaction,' 'cat Scratch Fever,' 'walk This Way,' All The Killer Songs In The World Start With An Identifiable Guitar Pattern That Is Basically A Bastardization Of Either Honky-tonk Or Boogie-woogie. And That's In Every Cool Piece Of Music In The World That You And I Love.