Jackson And I Spent The Day Together,

There Are Plenty Of Towns In America Where The 4-year-old Has Shot His 2-year-old Sister By Using Daddy's Gun.

Rich People Who Own Mansions On The Beach Shouldn't Get Federal Subsidies. If You Want To Stay There, Take The Risk

He [donald Trump] Is A Tough Boss. I've Known Him For Decades. He Hasn't Changed Very Much. He's A Driven Person, Highly Intelligent, And He's Very Motivated, Very Charismatic, And He Is Tough As Nails In The Sense There's No Slack There. You Can't Put Anything Over On Donald. Donald Can See Right Through Someone Trying To Dissemble Or Spin Stuff.

This Is A Sleaze Bag Murdering Dog And He [o.j. Simpson] Has Played Us For Fools. And The Worst Thing He Did Was Exacerbate The Racial Divide In This Country. He Divided Black And White America.

Saturday Night Live Is Hitting Me On A Regular Basis Again. This Is My Fourth Decade That I've Been Lampooned On Saturday Night Live