Jack Nicholson Is Fairly Gifted. We Were

In My Sophomore Year, A Kid Told Me That The Secret To Getting Women Is To Play Really, Really Hard To Get. I Followed His Advice, And I Didn't Have So Much As A Date That Year.

I Had Interest In Acting. I Started As A Drama Major In College. I Got To School And Said, "what Am I Going To Do With This?" But I Didn't Know Anybody In The Business, And It Seemed Like - I Don't Know. I Had A Teacher Who Said "less Than 1 Percent Of You Will Ever Make A Living Being An Actor." That Was How We Opened The Semester.

I Don't Think There's Any Connection Between My Journalism Career And My Film Career. They Are Two Totally Different Mediums And Very Different Skills.

Well, I Don't Know What Image People Have Of Me.

I'm A Terrible Procrastinator. When We Go To The Airport, If They're Not Literally Closing The Door Behind My Sweaty, Hyperventilating Body, I Feel I've Been There Too Long.