I've Written So Many Songs About Englishmen,

When I Discovered Mose Allison I Felt I Had Discovered The Missing Link Between Jazz And Blues

I'm Not Cheap, You Understand, I'm Just A Cut Price Person In A Low Budget Land.

Put All The Pervs In Jail, Bring Back The Birch And Cat-o-nine Tails.

Rudolf Valentino Looks Very Much Alive And He Looks Up Ladies Dresses As They Sadly Pass Him By.

She Would Be Ready, But She Would Always Make Him Wait.