I've Written So Many Songs About Englishmen,

He's Better Than The Rest, And His Arm Sweat Smells The Best.

If You Weren't Naggin', Honey, You'd Be So Sweet.

When He Feels The World Is Closing In, He Turns His Stereo Way Up High. He Just Spends His Life, Living In A Rock And Roll Fantasy.

I've Written So Many Songs About Englishmen, I Have To Go Elsewhere.

Better Close Your Window Tight Or I Might Come In For A Bite, I'm A Sleep Walker.