I've Tried To Believe, But I Don't,

I'm One Of The World's Greatest Pencil Sharpeners.

There's Lots Of Things You Don't Know. All Kinds Of Strange Things . . . Mostly They Happened Before We Were Born: That Makes Them Seem To Me So Much More Real.

I Just Live One Day At A Time. That's My New Theory In Life.

It Should Take You About Four Seconds To Walk From Here To The Door. I'll Give You Two.

Mick Jagger Moves Like A Parody Between A Majorette Girl And Fred Astaire.