I've Tried Them All, I Really Have,

If You're Upset With How You Look At 25, Life's Going To Be Tough.

Never Root For A Team Whose Uniforms Have Elastic Stretch Waistbands.

If Sexuality Means Saying Yes To Life, Then You Should Be Able To Remain Sexual Until The Day You Die.

At The End Of Your Life, You Are Going To Want To Know That You Made Some Kind Of Difference.

I Just Want My Kids To Love Who They Are, Have Happy Lives And Find Something They Want To Do And Make Peace With That. Your Job As A Parent Is To Give Your Kids Not Only The Instincts And Talents To Survive, But Help Them Enjoy Their Lives.