I've Spent The Last Decade Learning To

And Unless I'm Remembering It Wrong, Mermaids Don't Sing And Sirens Don't Swim." "ariel Sang In 'the Little Mermaid'," Corey Said. Sam Came Over To Join Us. "do I Even Want To Know Why You Remember Her Name?

Tori Walked Toward The Bed. Out Of The Corner Of My Eye, I Saw Her Give Derek A Once-over. "you Know, From This Angle, He Doesn't Look Too Bad," She Said. I Glared At Her. "i'm Just Saying . . ." I Leaned Over Derek, Calling Him As Loudly As I Dared. "personally, I'm More A Running Back Girl Myself," Tori Said. "but If You Like The Linebacker Type, He's--" My Glower Shut Her Up

Tell Me When You Want To Pick It Up Again." "tell Me When Satan Starts A Snowball Fight." "i'll Do That. Lunch?

Dearly Departed, Scarcely Lamented, Deeply Demented.

And The Lesson Is That I Should Always Wear These, So No One Asks Me To Do Anything Crazy Like Climb Onto A Roof. ~jaime Vegas On Why She Wears Three Inch Heels On A Mission