I've Spent More On My Dodger Tickets

All Of The Things That Have Happened In My Life Have Been Self-propelled. I Can't Blame Anybody Else Or Point A Finger At Anybody.

By Studying Psychology I Want To Be A Better Actor. There's Something About Studying Body Language And Non-spoken Emotion - I Know The Innate Response. But To Really Study It Like A Science Would Be Fun.

Comics, For Me, Is Being Able To Sing Alone In The Shower. I Find It Freeing. You Just Pick Up A Pen And Get To It.

I Want My Audience To Know Me For My Work, Not Because Of Who I'm Dating Or What Drugs I'm On Or What Club I Went To.

I Think I'm Prone To Not Being A Good Guy In Relationships.