I've Realized That Most Of My Best

Oh These Mathematicians Make Me Tired! When You Ask Them To Work Out A Sum They Take A Piece Of Paper, Cover It With Rows Of A's, B's, And X's And Y's ... Scatter A Mess Of Flyspecks Over Them, And Then Give You An Answer That's All Wrong!

I Believe That The Science Of Chemistry Alone Almost Proves The Existence Of An Intelligent Creator.

There Is A Better Way For Everything. Find It.

The Money One Gets For Selling One's Soul Is Always Spent In Deadening One's Conscience, So The Net Gain At The End Of A Lifetime Is No Greater Than If The Diabolic Bargain Had Not Been Struck.

I Try Not To Invent Things That People Don't Need.