I've Outlived All My Diet Doctors.

That I Would Rather Be In Another Business Where A Bad Cold Wouldn't Put Me Out Of Work.

That My Business Success Is Equal To My Personal Life.

I Tell Everybody That I'm A Quatre-sexual: I Will Do Anything With Anybody For A Quarter.

If You Make The Customer A Promise... Make Sure You Deliver It.

Unless It's An Emergency, Don't Bother Me After 6:00 P.m. And On Weekends.