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I Used To Be A Mad Hitter. And Then I Learned The Longer You Wait Out The Ball, The Better You See It. And The Better You See It, The Harder You Hit It. And The Harder You Hit It, The Higher Your Average Is Going To Be. And The Higher Your Average Is, The More Money You're Going To Make.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.

Don't Try To Be A Hero. Try To Be A Winner.

American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.

I'm A Ballplayer. I Know How Hard The Game Is... And Anybody That Makes It In The Hall Of Fame, I Support. They Become A Member Of Our Special Fraternity.