I've Only Got A Saturday Job So

He's Got Great Credentials By Winning The World Cup, But He Did It With Brazil - My Granny Could Probably Have Managed Brazil To World Cup Success.

Congratulations To Thierry Henry On A Truly Wonderful Career. One Of The Great Footballers Of Our Time And A Top Bloke. Bonne Chance.

If Someone In The Crowd Spits At You, You Have Just Got To Swallow It.

Soccer Is A Game For 22 People That Run Around, Play The Ball, And One Referee Who Makes A Slew Of Mistakes, And In The End Germany Always Wins.

A Handball Is When Your Hand Touches The Ball.