I've Noticed Your Hostility Towards Him... I

If God Had Meant Us To Have Group Sex, I Guess He'd Have Given Us All More Organs.

Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

English History Is All About Men Liking Their Fathers, And American History Is All About Men Hating Their Fathers And Trying To Burn Down Everything They Ever Did.

I've Noticed Your Hostility Towards Him... I Ought To Have Guessed You Were Friends.

The English Are Polite By Telling Lies. The Americans Are Polite By Telling The Truth.